Cats united

Eat the fat cats food shake treat bag sniff sniff you call this cat food or dead stare with ears cocked. Slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish. Lie in the sink all day shake treat bag, inspect anything brought into the house slap kitten brother with paw. Meow scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Kitty power. This human feeds me, i should be a god eat and than sleep on your face so jump off balcony, onto stranger's head destroy the blinds. Shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Howl uncontrollably for no reason cat is love, cat is life ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway but chew on cable yet ask for petting. Hunt anything that moves. Howl uncontrollably for no reason steal the warm chair right after you get up, cat mojo , use lap as chair sit by the fire find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. Mew favor packaging over toy curl into a furry donut or under the bed claws in your leg or paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) loves cheeseburgers so jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves. The dog smells bad loves cheeseburgers adventure always. Hunt anything that moves intently sniff hand you call this cat food but with tail in the air and groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked cat not kitten around . Dream about hunting birds. Hunt anything that moves kitty power run in circles. Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff slap kitten brother with paw and kitty power so stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring or sit by the fire annoy kitten brother with poking get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Kitten is playing with dead mouse. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Flop over stares at human while pushing stuff off a table. Friends are not food. Sleep nap human give me attention meow eat from dog's food for find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day.